Being an author is like being in charge of your own personal insane asylum.

- Graycie Harmon

Tuesday, March 30, 2010


This is another no news day, so I'm just going to ramble on a little bit.

I got another search... looking for porn.

Search Engine: Google Germany
Search Terms: sonia carriere porn
Visitor Location: Mainz, Germany
Date: March 29, 2010
Time: 7:39 PM EST

Look, guys. Her name is spelled completely differently. Her last name is Carrere not Carrière. Alright? I giggled again. My flatmate burst into crazy laughter. Le sigh.

When will I be known for my body of work, instead of someone else's body?

Germany doesn't get a shout out today. The U.S.A. does, however.

Hello U.S.A.!

Visitor Location: Medford, MA
Date: March 28, 2010
Time: 2:41 PM EST

Visitor Location: Miller Place, NY
Date: March 29, 2010
Time: 10:56 PM EST

Last night my flatmate showed me a hilarious website called Texts From Last Night. It's the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Well, apart from Sleep Talkin' Man. So, Texts From Last Night now has a permanent home on the left-hand side of the blog under the title To Make You Smile. Check it out, it's very funny stuff! Right. I have to call the library now, to find out what to do about this stupid library card!

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