Being an author is like being in charge of your own personal insane asylum.

- Graycie Harmon

Monday, March 15, 2010

A Mystery Solved, and I'm Dying of Laughter!

Last night, I received another notification that someone had accessed my profile. See if you can spot what it was about this search that made me laugh so hard that I almost cried. Here it is:

Search Engine: Google
Search Terms: sonia carriere porn star
Visitor Location: Toronto, ON (Canada)
Date: March 14, 2010
Time: 9:38 PM EST

I'll give you a clue. I highlighted it. That's right, someone in Toronto, Canada accessed my profile, hoping to find there a porn star. Bet he (she?) was terribly disappointed!

Just to find out what was going on, I decided to google that exact term. I discovered that there is a French porn star by the name of Sonia Carrere. Do note the difference in the spelling of the surname, if you please.

Now all those searched from France suddenly make sense! All this time, I was being flattered by all the searches... and the whole time they were looking for some on-screen action. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so I laughed until I cried. Man, that was the best laugh I've had in a long time!

Incidentally, when I searched "sonia carriere porn star," my profile was number five or six down on the list.

Right, in that light, I would like to say hello to the other searchees, even if they were just looking for the "other" Sonia....

Hello again, France.

Visitor Location: France
Date: March 12, 2010
Time: 2:54 PM EST

Sorry to disappoint.

Hello, U.S.A.

Visitor Location: Garland, TX
Date: March 15, 2010
Time: 2:16 AM EST

And hello again, no frikkin' clue!

Visitor Location: N/A
Date: March 13, 2010
Time: 9:19 AM EST

Well, I have a research paper to begin researching. I'd better get started on that! Have a wonderful Monday!

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